The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Rude Birthday Card – A Cheeky & Hilarious Greeting for His Special Day

Add some cheeky humour to his celebration with this Rude Birthday Card. Featuring a simple yet bold image of a single birthday candle, paired with the hilariously cheeky text, “The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday” this card is sure to provoke laughter and a bit of playful banter. Perfect for someone with a sense of humour, it’s a fun way to make his birthday memorable.

A Bold Design That’s Guaranteed to Stand Out

The minimalist design ensures the message takes centre stage, making this card both stylish and hilarious. The witty text is certain to bring a smile (or maybe even a smirk), making it ideal for a boyfriend, husband, or any man who enjoys a bit of risqué humour. It’s a card that’s impossible to forget and bound to be a talking point.

High-Quality Craftsmanship and Personalisation Options

Made with high-quality materials, this Rude Birthday Card is both sturdy and eye-catching. The thick, premium cardstock ensures a professional feel, while the bold print ensures the design pops. The inside is left blank, offering you plenty of space to add your personal touch—whether it’s a heartfelt message, a continuation of the joke, or something uniquely yours.

Perfect for the Man Who Loves a Laugh

Whether it’s for a close friend or your significant other, this card is a great choice for someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. It’s an ideal standalone card or a humorous addition to any birthday gift. If you’re looking to break away from traditional greetings and inject some fun into his special day, this card hits the mark.

Celebrate with laughter and a touch of cheekiness with the Rude Birthday Card—a fun and light-hearted way to make his birthday unforgettable.

Key product features:

• A4 greetings card folds to A5 size, 149mm x 210mm
• 240gsm glossy cardboard paper
• High-definition digital printing
• Fully customisable
• Worldwide shipping
• Sent in a do not bend envelope