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Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel – Hilarious Chalk Outline Design

Looking for a gift that will bring a laugh to any beach day? Our Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel is the ultimate choice! This fun and quirky towel features a giant chalk outline of a body, complete with a glass of beer, a book, and some headphones. The design is completed with a yellow tape running across it, emblazoned with “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS,” making it look like the person on the sunbed met an untimely, albeit humorous, end. Perfect for adding a touch of humour to your summer outings, this towel is a must-have!

Key Features:

• Hilarious Design: The fake crime scene design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go. It’s a great icebreaker and a funny beach towel that’s a fantastic way to show off your sense of humour.
• Generous Size: Measuring 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm), this towel is perfect for lounging by the pool, enjoying a day at the beach, or drying off after a swim.
• Quality Material: Made from soft, absorbent fabric, this towel is designed to be both comfortable and durable, ensuring it will last for many seasons.
• Easy Care: This novelty towel is machine washable, making it easy to keep fresh and clean after every use.

Versatile and Practical

The Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel isn’t just a novelty item; it’s also highly practical. Whether you’re heading to the beach, the pool, or just relaxing at home, this towel is the perfect companion. Its generous size and high absorbency make it ideal for any situation.

A Perfect Gift for Men

Struggling to find a unique gift for the man in your life? This Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel is a fantastic choice. It’s a great way to add a bit of fun and personality to their beach gear. Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or any special occasion, this towel is sure to bring a smile to their face.

Why Choose Our Men’s Novelty Beach Towels?

• Eye-Catching Design: The fake crime scene print is bold and colourful, making this towel a standout piece.
• Perfect for Gifts: Designed with fun and humour in mind, it’s a great gift for the man who enjoys a good laugh.
• High Quality: Made from durable, absorbent fabric, this towel is both practical and long-lasting.

Show Off Your Fun Side

What better way to display your fun and quirky personality than with this hilarious beach towel? It’s not only a practical item but also a great conversation starter. With its unique design and superior quality, it’s bound to be a hit with anyone who appreciates a good joke.

Order Your Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel Today!

Don’t miss out on the chance to own this fantastic Fake Crime Scene Beach Towel. Perfect for yourself or as a gift, this towel is a great way to add some humour to your beach outings. Order now and be ready for the summer season or any occasion where you want to show off your funny side. Limited stock available – grab yours today!

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China